AARP humor - Grand Parent Gift - 10 dollar gift - Sarcastic Gift - aging humor- senior citizen - Sarcastic Housewarming Gift- Embroidered

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AARP humor - Finny Senior Citizen - retirement - Grand Parent Gift - 10 dollar gift - Sarcastic Gift - Get Off Our Lawn - Sarcastic Housewarming Gift- Embroidered Gray Towel- Embroidered Towel - Cheeky Humor - Funny Towel - Old People Humor- Kitchen Décor - Kitchen Essentials

These beautiful but functional kitchen towels make the perfect gift item for those "hard-to-buy for people," in your life! The perfect addition to any kitchen they are inexpensive, light-hearted, and memorable. This would make a perfect housewarming gift, birthday gift, bridal shower or wedding gift, or even keep it for yourself. It makes a pretty little kitchen accessory. When displayed on the front of your oven door it will add a whimsical touch to your kitchen.

This beautiful gray towel is made from 100% cotton and features the wording “Not to brag but I’m in a gang now. Maybe you’ve heard of AARP?" Stitched out in red thread.

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The message and colors are fun and modern. The towel is a 100% cotton towel. There is a loop for hanging on the inside of one edge.

These towels are meant to be decorative, but can be used if you like. Wash in cold water and tumble dry on low.

100% Cotton
Measures approx 24in. x 18in.
Machine Washable

Please see my other listings for different towels.

If you like this but need it in a different color please Convo me and I will see what I can do.

This listing is for the ONE Kitchen Towel only. Any items used as props in the photos are not included in the sale.

If you like this and want to see more items, please visit my ETSY store at www.ninisayssew.etsy.com. At my shop you will find pretty, fun, handmade, clothing and other items for babies, toddlers, and children and all at affordable prices. Every item I sew is made with great pride and attention to detail I continue that tradition in my shop. I have been sewing and crafting for many years and put my love for both in each item I make.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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